Characters From Pulp Fiction Who Actually Do Have Something in Common With Secretary of Defense, Pete Hegseth

Fabian – Integral member of ensemble who is widely disliked.

Jimmy – Mediocre actor and self-righteous whiner.

Paul – Seemingly amiable cohort who is nonetheless intrusive and condescending. Spends a great deal of time at a bar.  

Buddy Holly Waiter – Inept servant cosplaying as someone of cultural significance. 

Coffee Shop Manager – Slightly higher-level servant who caves at the first sign of armed conflict.

Floyd Wilson – Blood sport combatant assuming victory due to wider circumstances operating in their favor. Immediately loses. 

“Flock of Seagulls” – Nameless accomplice with bad haircut. Killed instantly.

Marvin – Weak-willed ally killed by friendly fire in comedically gory fashion.

Brett – Hapless Bible-reading lackey totally out of their depth. Comes to this realization entirely too late.

“Ringo/Pumpkin” – Anonymous small-time crook outsmarted and outgunned by people who actually know what they’re doing.

Zed – Low-level authority figure abusing their power in one of the worst ways imaginable. 

Maynard – White nationalist degenerate with a rape and murder dungeon in their basement and heavy weaponry at hand.

Jules Winfield – Just kidding.

The Gimp – Self-explanatory.