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2.
3.
4.
5. Is the joke landing yet?
6.
7. How about now?
8.
9. Or now?
10.
11. Now?
12.
13. We’re thirteen deep. It must have landed by now.
14.
15.
16.
17. Are you still reading?
18.
19. How wild would it be if he read this?
20.
21. No, that would require a small degree of restraint and a decent attention span on his part.
22.
23. And patience. The dude is clearly not interested in any of that.
24.
25. Fucking war criminal…
26.
27. So…
28.
29. Has Thomas Massie’s impeachment motion gone anywhere yet?
30.
31. Oh, he’s trying to force a vote on it? Awesome!
32.
33. It could happen as early as this week?
34.
35. Even better.
36.
37. It’ll happen any time!
38.
39. So…
40.
41. Is this going to happen?
42.
43. What’s that?
44.
45. Republicans still have a congressional majority until January?
46.
47. Republicans are still a bunch of spineless, capitulating cowards who refuse to do what is, at this point, objectively, morally right?!
48.
49.
50. Fuck!