“Are You Qualified to be a Fox News Pundit?”
Become a political commentator. It’s all the “rage!”
· Do you have an Internet connection and an opinion?
· Are you familiar with the term “rage bait?”
· Does “woke ideology” fill you with rage?
· Does “woke ideology” combined with “rage bait” make you feel rage?
· Does a fairer distribution of resources in the form of taxation on the wealthy, investment in social assistance programs, and ready access to affordable healthcare sound like “radical socialism” to you?
· Does the idea of “radical socialism” make you feel rage?
· Did you listen to bands like A Tribe Called Quest, Public Enemy, and Rage Against the Machine in college?
· Did you pay attention to the lyrics?
· Did you actively campaign against organizations and policies that smacked of “woke ideology” in college?
· Are you willing to pretend you did?
· Do you look back on some of the things you witnessed in college and retroactively label them as “woke ideology?”
· Are you willing to pretend you do?
· Are you a white male?
· Are you a white female?
· Are you cisgender?
· Do you identify as someone in the LQBTQIAP+ demographic?
· Are you a person of color?
· Do you identify as someone belonging to a demographic that those on the radical left identify as “persecuted” or “oppressed?”
· Are you willing to ignore the factual merit behind such a position and actively speak out against it in front of a global audience?
· Do you self-identify as a member of a so-called repressed demographic, even if you are a white, heterosexual, cisgender male?
· Do you self-identify with all of the above characteristics, but also identify as a cisgender female?
· Do you have established ties to large companies in the private sector?
· Have you worked in private equity?
· Have you worked for the pharmaceutical industry?
· Have you worked for the military industrial complex?
· Have you worked in the entertainment industry?
· Have you worked in the healthcare industry?
. Are you a right-leaning former or current reality television personality?
· Fill in the blank: Climate change is ______.
· Systemic racism is ______.
· Donald Trump is ______.
· The MAGA movement is ______.
· J.D. Vance is the ______ of the MAGA movement.
· Capitalism is ______.
· Socialism is ______.
· Communism is ______.
· Former Fox News anchor and current Secretary of Defense War Pete Hegseth is ______.
· The war in Iran is going ______.
· Trump’s tariffs are going _______.
· The construction of the White House ballroom is going ______.
· The algae contamination of, and damage to the floor of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was attributable to ______.
· The annexation of Greenland, Venezuela, and Canada is ______.
· The United States Triumphal Arch will be a ______ for the landscape of Washington D.C.
· Lake Huron, Lake ______, Lake Michigan, Lake Erie, Lake Superior
· Gulf of ______.
· ______ Ocean.
· ______ Ocean.
· ______ Kennedy Center.
· ______ is the greatest president in U.S. history.
· ______ is the worst president in U.S. history.
· It is high time we elected a ______ to the presidency.
· We must never elect a ______ to the presidency.
· ______ are the most repressed demographic in the United States.
· ______ are our greatest enemies.
· We are at war with ______.
· We have always been at war with ______.
· ______ is peace.
· ______ is slavery.
· ______ is strength.
· We must ensure the continued survival of ______.
· We must ensure the continued dominance of the ______ race.
· The greatest threat facing America is ______.
· Are you Stephen Miller, or another high-ranking member of the Trump Administration?
Print off this completed quiz and mail it to the following address:
· News Corp
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY, 10036
Regardless of your answers, we will be in touch in 4-6 weeks.