“Are You Qualified to be a Fox News Pundit?”

Become a political commentator. It’s all the “rage!”

·       Do you have an Internet connection and an opinion?

·       Are you familiar with the term “rage bait?”

·       Does “woke ideology” fill you with rage?

·       Does “woke ideology” combined with “rage bait” make you feel rage?

·       Does a fairer distribution of resources in the form of taxation on the wealthy, investment in social assistance programs, and ready access to affordable healthcare sound like “radical socialism” to you?

·       Does the idea of “radical socialism” make you feel rage?

·       Did you listen to bands like A Tribe Called Quest, Public Enemy, and Rage Against the Machine in college?

·       Did you pay attention to the lyrics?

·       Did you actively campaign against organizations and policies that smacked of “woke ideology” in college?

·       Are you willing to pretend you did?

·       Do you look back on some of the things you witnessed in college and retroactively label them as “woke ideology?”

·       Are you willing to pretend you do?

·       Are you a white male?

·       Are you a white female?

·       Are you cisgender?

·       Do you identify as someone in the LQBTQIAP+ demographic?

·       Are you a person of color?

·       Do you identify as someone belonging to a demographic that those on the radical left identify as “persecuted” or “oppressed?”

·       Are you willing to ignore the factual merit behind such a position and actively speak out against it in front of a global audience?

·       Do you self-identify as a member of a so-called repressed demographic, even if you are a white, heterosexual, cisgender male?

·       Do you self-identify with all of the above characteristics, but also identify as a cisgender female?  

·       Do you have established ties to large companies in the private sector?

·       Have you worked in private equity?

·       Have you worked for the pharmaceutical industry?

·       Have you worked for the military industrial complex?

·       Have you worked in the entertainment industry?

·       Have you worked in the healthcare industry?

. Are you a right-leaning former or current reality television personality?

·       Fill in the blank: Climate change is ______.

·       Systemic racism is ______.

·       Donald Trump is ______.

·       The MAGA movement is ______.

·       J.D. Vance is the ______ of the MAGA movement.

·       Capitalism is ______.

·       Socialism is ______.

·       Communism is ______.

·       Former Fox News anchor and current Secretary of Defense War Pete Hegseth is ______.

·       The war in Iran is going ______.

·       Trump’s tariffs are going _______.

·       The construction of the White House ballroom is going ______.

·       The algae contamination of, and damage to the floor of the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool was attributable to ______.  

·       The annexation of Greenland, Venezuela, and Canada is ______.

·       The United States Triumphal Arch will be a ______ for the landscape of Washington D.C.

·       Lake Huron, Lake ______, Lake Michigan, Lake Erie, Lake Superior

·       Gulf of ______.

·       ______ Ocean.

·       ______ Ocean.

·       ______ Kennedy Center.

·       ______ is the greatest president in U.S. history.

·       ______ is the worst president in U.S. history.

·       It is high time we elected a ______ to the presidency.

·       We must never elect a ______ to the presidency.

·       ______ are the most repressed demographic in the United States.

·       ______ are our greatest enemies.

·       We are at war with ______.

·       We have always been at war with ______.

·       ______ is peace.

·       ______ is slavery.

·       ______ is strength.

·       We must ensure the continued survival of ______.

·       We must ensure the continued dominance of the ______ race.

·       The greatest threat facing America is ______.

·       Are you Stephen Miller, or another high-ranking member of the Trump Administration?

Print off this completed quiz and mail it to the following address:

·       News Corp

1211 Avenue of the Americas

New York, NY, 10036

Regardless of your answers, we will be in touch in 4-6 weeks.

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