“Some Other Suggestions for A.I. Rebranding from President Trump”
“President Trump said Tuesday he is directing ‘all United States documents’ to refer to AI as ‘super intelligence.’…[Trump said] ‘From this point forward, all of United States documents and hopefully the world's will be changed to use the much more accurate term ‘super’ as opposed to artificial. So, it's super intelligence." – Walker, Josephine, September 22nd, 2026, “Trump orders AI rebrand as ‘super intelligence’” Axios
Trump Intelligence
High I.Q. Intelligence
Very Stable Genius Intelligence
Supreme Intelligence [1]
Amazing Intelligence
Super Intelligence
Superior Intelligence [2]
Handsome Intelligence
History of Adultery and Sexual Misconduct Intelligence
Greatest President in American History Intelligence
Can’t Get a Ballroom Built, So I’ll Settle for Naming a Potential Extinction-Level Threat After Myself Intelligence
Extreme Intelligence [3]
Does Not in Any Way Resemble an Orange Garbage Bag Full of Yogurt Intelligence
Or an Upside-Down Piece of Candy Corn in a Wig Intelligence
Fire and Fury Intelligence
Least Intimidating Comic Book Supervillain Intelligence
Openly Compares Self Favorably to Hitler Intelligence
And Mao Zedong
And Josef Stalin
And Attila the Hun
Doesn’t Care That These Comparisons Originated in a Paper Written by Golfer Gary Players’ Caddy, and Not an Actual Historian, Intelligence [4]
Information Bubble Intelligence
Positive Feedback Loop Intelligence
Willful Ignorance Intelligence
Very High Insecurity Intelligence
Give Me Another Cognitive Test So I Can Feel Better About Myself Intelligence
Triumphal Arch Intelligence
“Trumphal” Intelligence
I Don’t Care About the Consequences of Any of This Because I Will Be Dead/Physically and Mentally Incapacitated in Less Than Five Years Intelligence
I Don’t Care About the Consequences for My Children, or Their Children, Either Intelligence
Another Thing Built in My Image That Will Be Torn Down as Soon as We Have a Democrat in the White House Intelligence
Branding That Will Be Swiftly Disavowed by My Supporters as Soon as I am No Longer in Power Intelligence
A Cult of Personality That Will Inevitably Die Along with the Person in Possession of the Personality Intelligence
Depends Adult Undergarments Intelligence (Corporate Sponsorship!)
My Pillow Intelligence (See above)
Can We Name A.I. After Lindsay Graham in Case the World Does Go Boom as a Result of A.I. Intelligence?
My Cognitive Decline Intelligence
My Physical Decline Intelligence
My Secret Use of a Bedpan Intelligence
Conducting Foreign Policy with Pete Hegseth Via a Risk Game Board Positioned Near My Hospital Bed Intelligence
Indulging in My Comparison to Napoleon by Wearing a Bicorne Hat and Placing My Pathetically Undersized Hands in My Hospital Gown Intelligence
Melania Left Me for a Twenty-Five-Year-Old Fuckboy Intelligence
“Natalie, Turn Me!” Intelligence
“Go to Sleep, Mr. President” Intelligence
“Yes, Yes, You’re the Greatest President in American History” Intelligence
Overhearing “Holy Shit, is This Old Bastard Ever Going to Croak?” While the Staff Thinks I’m Asleep Intelligence
I Want a Big Mac for My Last Meal Intelligence
How am I Still Alive? Intelligence
Maintain a Tough Façade While Resembling Jabba the Hutt More and More Each Day Intelligence
Oh, Shit, I’m Going to Live Long Enough to See My Entire Legacy Torn Down, Literally and Figuratively, Intelligence
Die on a Gold Toilet from a Rage-Induced Heart Attack in the Middle of My Last Truth Social Post Intelligence
Occupy the Mouth of Satan in the Centermost Circle of Hell Intelligence, Right Alongside Judas Iscariot, Brutus, Cassius, Roy Cohn, and Mitch McConnell
Still Marvel at My Inclusion Among Other Historical Figures Intelligence
No Regrets Intelligence
Hey, I’ve Still Got a Wi-Fi Signal Down Here Intelligence
And a Smartphone with Access to Truth Social Intelligence!
[1] This was an actual suggestion in a poll President Trump circulated on Truth Social.
[2] And this.
[3] This too.
[4] “New book reveals how Trump compared himself to Mao, Stalin, Attila the Hun”